joke...

Was very bored... was reading Chel-ness blog and stumble upon these question... quite amusing...

Q. How can you make God laugh?
A. Tell him your plans for the future.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew our a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson - he brought the house down

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. What bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why dind't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms!

Q. Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
A. Even then men, wouldn't ask for directions!

Q. Who was the straightest man in Genesis?
A. Joseph - because he was a ruler.

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Extracted from Chel-ness blog... =)

Smart people i tell you... =P